Your frenemy Dave's tweenage daughter wants a tablet but he wants to shelter her from the real world and all the "evils" of the Internet. Show you care (but not really) by gifting this frenemy Archos' Arnova ChildPad

, a kid-friendly slate that boasts a dim screen, awful speakers, poor performance and lame parental controls that hardly work. Oh, and if you want to gift a kids' tablet we actually like, check out the Fuhu Nabi 2.

Buy It: Arnova ChildPad