Who wouldn't want a brand spanking new smartphone this holiday season? Well, it depends on which OS that smartphone is operating on. Android, iOS and Windows Phone are all hot sells this year, but BlackBerry is about as hip as MySpace.

So why not stick your tech-oblivious frenemy with the BlackBerry Curve 9370

? Sure, she can text away and draft all the idiotic emails she wants quickly with the physical keyboard (you'll just delete them from your inbox like you always do), but try getting anything done without 4G! And that small display won't exactly make for sweet multimedia viewing of "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" or whatever dumb chick flick she's hooked on this week. Be sure to lock her into a 2-year plan while you're at it. That way, this gift will keep on giving.

Buy It: Blackberry Curve 9370