While he may be an enigma on the field, this feed that parodies Chicago Bears signal caller Jay Cutler is a hit in the Twittersphere. Like many of his throws, some of the tweets are out there and NSFW (you’ve been warned), while others are clean and chuckle-worthy, such as “For every touchdown I throw, the Bears will donate another zero to my new contract” and “I think Mark Sanchez could be a good quarterback if the Jets could start 16 wide receivers.” Since we’re based in the Big Apple, to that we say, “Preach!”

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