If “The Onion” is the source for absurdly funny fake news, @madeupstats should be your go-to Twitter feed for equally ridiculous fake statistics. The feed makes no pretense of being real when it states: “Weaknesses: Checking stuff.” Some highlights include, “The richest 1% of the world’s population owns 99% of its bad taste” and “FACT: Any statement that starts with the word ‘fact’ in capitals is 45% more likely to be bollocks.”

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