Hulk mad! Hulk smash! Hulk…intoxicated? Apparently, according to this spoof of the Marvel legend. Follow his ramblings in all capital letters and you’ll be graced with random outbursts, like these: “STUDY SAY EXPRESSING ANGER CAN ADD YEARS TO YOU LIFE! SEE ALL YOU JERKS IN 23RD CENTURY!” and “WAITRESS! DRUNK HULK HERE TELL YOU! 1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN IF YOU TRY TAKE AWAY PANCAKE!” The butchered grammar alone makes it worth a read.
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