All hail this parody of one of the world’s highest profile dictators! @KimJongNumberUn spoofs North Korea’s lack of progress and current state of affairs. The account also weighs in on issues we face here at home, like this gem that refers to the narrowly averted fiscal cliff: “In North Korea we just push people off an actual cliff.” Plus, he takes his power with a grain of salt: “I used to be an unemployed twentysomething still living at home. Now I have nuclear weapons.”

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