Not only does the Empire’s spherical monstrosity live on, but it has a PR staff. Who knew? Though Vader and his ilk were unable to crush the Rebellion, @DeathStarPR exists “to set the record straight,” according to its feed. It offers some comedic insight on certain scenes in the saga’s history, such as this recent gem: “The truth is, Greedo wasn’t even going for his blaster. He was just getting his wallet to pick up Han’s bill.”

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