“Seinfeld” is one of the most beloved sitcoms of all time, and though it went off the air years ago, @seinfeldtoday puts a modern twist on the show by providing readers with episode summaries as if Jerry and the gang were still at it. Among the many that made us chuckle were, “George, Jerry and Kramer compete to see who can go the longest at a meal without checking their phone” and “George inherits an insane number of subway tokens, can’t do anything with them. Jerry loses to Bania at Fantasy Football.”

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