13 Tech Terms You Should Never Say Again
Desktop Publishing
In the days of yore, magazines and newspapers were laid out on giant lightboxes with glue and exacto knives used to move stories around on the page. Then, in the 1990s, better computers with programs like QuarkXpress and Adobe PageMaker allowed anyone to design printed works with the click of a mouse. This new, computerized form of production was named "desktop publishing" because you could do all the work, right from your desk, without whipping out the wax.
In 2013, however, all layout occurs on computers. There's no more "non-desktop publishing" so it's time to call this process simply "publishing."
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January 29th, 2013 at 10:49 pm
I’m also against the term tube to describe TVs or the term LED to differentiate LCDs backlit with LED in place of CFL, instead of refernce to OLEDs or other LED display technologies.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:31 am
I love how under the “Smartphone” description you use the term “Desktop” lol. Anyway, it’s a Desktop computer because it sits on top of a desk….and is a computer.
So All-in-ones (the new thing) that sit on top of your desk is still a computer that sits on TOP of your DESK.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:40 am
Add “rewind” to the list pls.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:22 pm
Slow news day, eh Pittch? You going to start handing out tickets to “terminology offenders”? And who appointed you this worthless assignment?
January 30th, 2013 at 6:14 pm
Dear Mr. Avram Piltch,
Please read the comments section on the yahoo website where your article is posted.
Seeing that more than hundreds of people hate your writing, please stop.
You obviously don’t know what you are talking about.
Why not get an engineering background before you talk about technology.
Just because you have a writing degree and know how to use a little HTML does not make you a technology expert.
Bill Gates would cry a little in his heart because this article is technically incorrect.
January 30th, 2013 at 7:29 pm
This article is a farce. I came here from surfing yahoo.com to say that. It was so offensive that I wasted my personal time to tell you you’re an idiot. Thanks for nothing Avram
January 30th, 2013 at 7:33 pm
S’s comment is true and false. You do have a point. But….. who cares if we say tube film dial etc. These are relative terms that are short sweet and every person understands. If you’d like to repair the English language you need to start further back my son!
January 30th, 2013 at 7:58 pm
Dear sir,
You may have a point about some of these terms.
But if you care to make that much of a big deal about, maybe you need to find another language.
This is how English works. Meanings of words change and carry the baggage of the past.
January 31st, 2013 at 1:00 am
Jeez, people are ruthless. Why would anyone take offense to an article created for a little “fun.” This was not meant to be some scientific revelation, just agree or disagree to it and be respectful.
January 31st, 2013 at 3:39 pm
Personal cloud is correct. You can connect to these devices from anywhere. As opposed to trusting an outside company and being limited.
February 1st, 2013 at 10:48 am
Yeah, I came here from Yahoo, too. Wondering, “Who is this guy?” I’ve never read any of your other columns and this one gives me no reason to do so. I don’t like wasting my time reading some guy’s personal rant cloaked in the form of News. This article is a perfect example of your definition of a blog – no Journalism here! (And apparently now editorial staff either.)
February 2nd, 2013 at 11:09 am
This is for humor I’m sure. Otherwise, the author would never “drive” a car. The term “drive” means to force animal(s) in a direction. Be sure to “pilot” your car. Now, if you will excuse me, I am going to the icebox for a pop to enjoy while sitting on my davenport.
February 2nd, 2013 at 5:34 pm
He got a lot of the origins of these terms right, but I was surprised he knew nothing of webcams. People always used skype? Are you kidding me? During the heyday of webcams in the 1990s, they were exactly what they said – a very slow transmission through a webpage. Additionally, it was fun to let the camera be controlled by people on the web. These were primarily used for viewing things, not communication. (And there was a certain type of popular viewing on webcams that persists to this day.)
One of the main points of webcams is that they were incredibly low quality cameras with state of the art transmission rates maybe being 1 frame every 5 seconds – which again, you often still get to this day.
So yes – “Web Camera” certainly made sense to distinguish these from serious teleconference equipment.
February 2nd, 2013 at 5:38 pm
[Addendum to why webcam did make sense..] – of course, the “web” in webcam referred not to use of a “web page”, but to the “world wide web”, which in the 90s was the more popular term for using the internet, since it was the web that suddenly popularized those TCP/IP packets. So in 1990′s terms, Facetime is indeed talking “over the web” as well, although it’s really just TCP/IP.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:27 am
This article was the biggest P.O.S. and waste of time. I should have known by the very first sentence in the article: “You’d never describe your USB Flash drive as a floppy disk, even though it serves the same purpose.”
DUH! I wouldn’t describe a USB flash drive as a floppy disk because the USB drive isn’t FLOPPY! And guess what else? It has no DISK!
February 24th, 2013 at 7:13 am
Okay, so here’s another one…… ANY portable computer is a PC. That includes those pieces of fluff built and marketed by Apple. Technically, one should refer to these machines as an Apple PC, or a Lenovo PC, etc.
March 2nd, 2013 at 4:38 pm
Shall we get rid of the word “Laptop”? Who actually puts this on their lap? It is usually on a table, floor, or carseat beside you. We should call it a portable computer, or mobile intelligence….oops, that would make this website obsolete…
March 5th, 2013 at 3:11 pm
As soon as I read the line that when he was at school, everyone had a desktop computer, I gave up. I had a paper tablet and a pencil in grammar school. This is just typical PC fluff and we all know political correctness is the last bastion of the pseudo-intellectual. I am sure the writer didn’t mean it serious;y, at least I hope he isn’t that dull-witted. Anyway, I still dial a number, surf the web (how I got here), use a smartphone, tape a program, and stay “tuned in” to a program. That’s why God made commercials, for snack breaks, no reason to turn the dial (which I imagine he’s never seen).
March 17th, 2013 at 7:31 pm
Ease of use is also a consideration. Meaning is more than clear enough for everyday communication. Found this article a little hypocritical, considering you’re using technically incorrect idioms yourself, such as ‘burning the midnight oil’ , although there is no oil being burned in any lamps. You should instead say ‘ using the midnight electricity’ .
May 7th, 2013 at 11:49 am
i will never stop using the ‘dial’ due to this article. i’m going to expand to new phrases such as ‘dial up that website’ just so the author of this article can go down in history as the dial dink.
i guess it’s more about word count than content. i also blame yahoo. i need a life and a new home page.
Is ‘home page’ still ok to say? How ’bout ‘give your head a shake’? is that ok?
May 7th, 2013 at 11:53 am
it’s ‘wacky wall walker’. sheesh
May 14th, 2013 at 12:12 am
Haha. This was the worst thing I have ever read. How does “inputting” a number sound less dated than “dialing” it?
And “stationary computer?”
Are you kidding me?
Is this satire?
Are you an idiot?
May 25th, 2013 at 8:18 pm
What kind of geek vomits in terror anytime someone says “film”. I’ve never read one of your articles before this but I want to certainly avoid them in the future. You’re a hack.