It sounds like it was meant for an appearance in a Steven King movie, but the subtle and interesting design belies Crumpler’s House of Horror moniker. This 1.5-pound tote/backpack, available in Rifle Green or Gunmetal, will fit into a variety of settings with class. It can hold a 15-inch laptop and 10-inch tablet inside padded sleeves, as well as tons of gear inside quick access pockets and a top-opening stash compartment. And the adjustable shoulder straps should offer a comfortable carry. Not only is this Crumpler water-resistant, it comes with a lifetime guarantee.