FaceTime Calls That Should Never Be Made


August 10th, 2010 by Mark Spoonauer, LAPTOP Editor in Chief  

Important News from the Doc

DR. ROBERTS: Hi, Bob. I wanted to let you know that we have your test results.

BOB: Wow, really? I thought I had to come in for those.

DR. ROBERTS: Not anymore! This FaceTime thing has really made us more efficient.

BOB: Well, give it me to me straight, Doc. Am I going to live?

DR. ROBERTS: Based on your CAT Scan…Hang on, I’m getting another call. Probably my daughter at school. Isn’t FaceTime great!

BOB: Wait, don’t! Hello?

DR. ROBERTS: Sorry about that. Suzie wanted to show me her new tattoo.

BOB: Can we get back to my results, please!

DR. ROBERTS: Oh, yes, of course. You’re going to die.

FaceTime Calls That Should Never Be Made


2 Responses to “FaceTime Calls That Should Never Be Made”

  1. aftermath Says:

    Why isn’t this called “Skype Calls That Should Never Be Made” or “Video Calls That Should Never Be Made”? Can you compel me?

  2. Avram Piltch Says:

    It could have been called Skype Calls or Video Calls That Should Never Be Made, but we were inspired by all the FaceTime commercials that mimic this format.

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