Don’t worry, Best Buy. Just because T-Mobile is engaged to AT&T doesn’t mean this foxy Fräulein is unavailable. Considering the government’s antitrust suit, scrutiny from the FCC, and plenty of public disapproval, you can be T-Mobile’s knight in blue and yellow armor and save her from an unhappy marriage to the mobile equivalent of Prince Valium.
Now I know, Mr. Buy, that you’ve been playing the field, selling devices from all four major carriers at your stores, but just imagine what you’d get if you and T-Mobile were exclusive life partners. You’d be able to dictate the size and shape of her devices and reap all the profit from her contracts, a regular revenue stream rather than just a series of one-night commissions.
With your dominance of retail and T-Mobile’s value-oriented network, the two of you could build quite the big box together.