Acer, this is HP Personal Systems Group. HP’s husband of 45 years recently announced he was planning to leave her in order to spend more time alone with his “software.” But his loss can be your gain, because this hot cougar still has her looks and the moves to back them up.
With her business-friendly Elitebook and ProBook lines, HP really knows how to please a CEO. And can she give good phone? She did much better than you on our tech support showdown! HP looks better than vendors half her age, with some really attractive lines, including the soft-touch HP Pavilion dm series. Her high-end notebooks can even do gaming and active-shutter 3D. With her on your arm, young cub, you’ll be the Envy of all the other tech companies in Taiwan.
HP, I know you’re worried because Acer is a much younger partner than you’re used to and there’s a language barrier. But Acer shares your interest in dominating the PC market and could teach you a thing or two about how to make inexpensive, compelling tablets and phones. After he sweeps you off your feet, he can even take in your child, webOS, and find a place for her on some handsets or slates--even if its just a superskin on top of Android. I promise Acer won’t treat you like just another eMachines.