13 Tech Sounds You Just Don’t Hear Anymore

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Avram Piltch
Avram Piltch
The official Geeks Geek, as his weekly column is titled, Avram Piltch has guided the editorial and production of Laptopmag.com since 2007. With his technical knowledge and passion for testing, Avram programmed several of LAPTOP's real-world benchmarks, including the LAPTOP Battery Test. He holds a master’s degree in English from NYU.
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  1. Phil T Says:

    You’ve got mail from AOL still exists.

  2. AmyC Says:

    clicky keyboards are all around our office.

  3. Anon Says:

    One of the ads on the screen had malware on it. Good thing avast caught it… it said “play now” and I thought it was the actual clip of the sounds.

  4. Motorsheep Says:

    Where I live, land-line phones and CRT-televisions still co-exist with flat screens and cell phones… and my GF has her mail account with AOL. Nearly half these sounds I still hear on a regular basis.

  5. ep Says:

    Great list…except for the fact it makes me feel old. :S

  6. InvestedAndDiversified Says:

    I remember them all. Some because I still have them (VHS, keyboards, Aol, CRT, industrial pin printers). Technologies don’t change like clothes in the garment district, but rather like evolution. Case in point you can still find old black sewing machines in the garment district. ;-)

  7. Ben Says:

    The “Uh-oh” sound was actually part of ICQ, not the Mac.

  8. Ender Cameron Says:

    I’m typing this post on my 20 year old clicky keyed IBM Model M keyboard.

  9. Scott Says:

    The Mac did have its share of alert sounds, but the “uh-oh” wasn’t one of them. Some of the more memorable Mac sounds include the quack, the monkey, the wild eep, and sosumi (which is still in OS X).

  10. Bart Says:

    The rush of the speeding-up VCR rewind was even more exiting by the raw mechanical noises that preceded it and the surety that this time the tape really would break.

  11. J. Says:

    I’m typing this on a Filco keyboard with Cherry MX Blues. The click-clack of yesteryear is still very much alive.

  12. Nathan Says:

    You know, if you’re going to talk about 2400bps modems, you might want to actually link to a 2400bps modem handshake. That recording is from a 56K modem.

  13. Somebody Says:

    I hear at least half of those sounds on a daily basis…

  14. alphadelta Says:

    Fake! Boot-up Beeps still exist . my asus motherboard still do it (and yes it’s one of the high end ROG models, you need to plug the pcb speaker on the motherboard. now most of the models have now boot-up led diagnostic, so it make the speaker useless.

  15. Raphael Says:

    I’m 15 and I remember all of ‘em!

  16. Ryoma Says:

    Needs more Atari Cassette loading a game http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhOBSgiFna4

  17. Anonymous Says:

    Clicky keyboard? um most of us still use those you know? not old tech just yet!

  18. Stargazer Says:

    mechanical keyboards are big sellers now lots of people want them, modems still used for support in tech departments. Post beeps are still on every pc. Lame need to do more research before saying things that are very common today and will be for a long time are on there way out.

  19. B-Rigg Says:

    A bit hasty to push some of the nostalgia, aren’t we Laptopmag?

  20. Butt-H Says:

    Half of these “Tech Sounds You Just Don’t Hear Anymore” are still being used. Dot matrix printers are used everywhere, dial tones, busy tones, post beeps, mechanical keyboards, CRT televisions. Perhaps you should rename your article. Or at least do some serious research before publishing

  21. thekingsteven Says:

    i have all the older windows sounds on my laptop and i have that windows 95 sound as my “open new window” sound, i never knew it was the 95 shut down sound!

  22. Alexandra Says:

    Yup, like the KA-CHING sounds of the cash registers of my childhood, many of these sounds will soon be extinct. Too bad.

  23. Nils Says:

    Replace the keyboard with an IBM Selectric Typewriter.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Selectric.ogv

  24. Moose Gooser' Revenge Says:

    I still have an old IBM clickey keyboard on my brand new computer. I like the way that it sounds.
    Don’t miss the sound of Win95 coming up one bit.
    I still have an old 486 which gets used with older Motorola radio programming software for some of the two-way FM radios that I service in the shop.

  25. George Says:

    One of the noises I recall from ‘back in the day’, along with the modem handshake squeal and the rotary dial, was the daisy-wheel and printband printers.

    Basically typewriters on steroids, these things were able to crank out documents at, well, faster than most people’s typing speed… but they sounded like a war. There was also the satisfying grumble of the printer advancing the pages via the tractor feed cogs.

    At one time, someone actually figured out how to turn a computer, mouse and printer into a rudimentary alarm system. You would set the mouse on a cabinet or some other object that needed to be protected from burglary – if the mouse was wiggled, the computer would start issuing squeals at full volume and the printer would print out a “document” that was designed to be the noisiest to produce – hopefully sending the thief into a panic and waking up the occupant.

  26. SriPhi54 Says:

    We keep a 1970′s rotary phone in the closet for electrical outages. Just plug it into the jack and make the phone call to report the outage. But then have to listen to compu-lady say “you can also report an outage by visiting us at http://www.blah.blah. Now does it make much sense to report an outage utilizing a dead device?
    As for the other sounds, dial-up is the only way we can connect to the internet out here in the pucker-brush of N ID. And given the speed at which Frontier will upgrade the phone lines that were laid in 1978, it will remain this way for some time. Satellite internet would be wonderful if there weren’t a mountain in the way.
    We still have a bunch of Commodores with there floppy disc storage, daisy-wheel,dot matrix printer etc. And I will not give up my old non-electric typewriter. We have power outages with some regularity. So our heat has battery backup, cooking is gas (propane) and we have a multitude of oil lamps. When the power goes out, if I can heat water for tea, stay warm and have light to read a book, I’m good. Oh can’t forget battery powered phonograph for music. But I’ll probably listen to mp3 player. lol

  27. SriPhi54 Says:

    oh final Comment. They didn’t mention the sound of eavesdroppers on party-line phones. And listening to the ring “code” that identified which house the call was for.

  28. Phoophan Says:

    You missed one of the most obvious. The Typewriter.

  29. jane Says:

    It would be hard for your list to be more inaccurate.

  30. Moofey Says:

    “clicky” keyboards are still considered the best keyboards to game with.

  31. Brian J. Umholtz Says:

    I use a mechanical gaming keyboard, repair Windows 95, 98, 2000 PCs (grudgingly), can discern the almost white-noise quality audio whine of a CRT tube in use… give it about 5 more years.

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