The concept of a USB drive fashioned after an adorable Beagle is cute. The concept of a USB drive fashioned after a very aroused Beagle is just wrong. Yet the Humping Dog USB key exists, and wow, can it hump. The visual of a sex’ed-up plastic pooch isn't what’s so shocking here. It’s the amount of noise this thing makes. Want to save your important documents on a thumb drive that sounds like a wood chipper going at a sprinkler? We didn't think so.